1. Three favourite movies

Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

The Virgin Suicides.

Lost In Translation.

2.Do you like drugs? Favourites?

My drug of choice will always be alcohol.

3. Name a sexual fantasy you have.

No.

4. Three celebrities to fuck, marry and kill.

Robert Plant, via 1970. Johnny Depp. Chris Brown.

5. Favourite quotation(s)?

Crisis is hilarious in hindsight.

6. Name your first son and first daughter.

Henry. Lilly. Maybe.

7. What turns you on?

Passion. Intelligence. Non conformity. Hands. A love of books and films and music.

8. Five favourite music artists at the moment?

Led Zeppelin. Noel Gallagher. Brand New. Florence + the Machine. Bob Dylan.

9. Two random facts about yourself.

The index finger on my left hand is wonky because it got trapped in a caravan door when I was a kid.

The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath is my favourite novel.

10. Favourite feature of a member of the opposite sex?

Hands. Always hands.

11. If you could travel anywhere, where to?

Interrailing through europe.

12. What’s your idea of the perfect date?

Talking. Laughing. Listening to music. No pressure.

13. If you had a superpower, what would it be?

Time travel.

14. The drink you would order at a bar?

Large glass of white wine.

15. A story from a drunken or sexual escapade?

Last june my friend and I went to a burlesque show, got seriously drunk on white wine and tequila shots, and then went to a bar where she encouraged lots of metal guys with pink mohicans and tattoos to dance with us. Best night out at uni so far.

16. What is something you really don’t like?

Liars.

People who think it’s really important to be ‘cool’.

Judgement.

17. If you could change your name, what would it be?

I really have no idea.

18. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Bacon butties. I would probably die of heart failure.